Recent events in my life have once again made me face what has been described as ‘reality’ and ‘unreality.’ I am still not adjusting well to the fact that my dead boyfriend isn’t dead and now, he doesnt even know my name. Yes, I said boyfriend. I don’t really know what else to call him. Scientific liason? But we’ve gone out to dinners and such, thats just not right.
A year ago, I sat in Penn State with a ‘fairy’ just a room away and I was told how so many events and people are unreal due to their deviation from the origional time stream. Though, I’m not a fancy enough scientist to put all of this together because I dont do quantam physics and such, but this whole sigma business I think is a bit of a joke.
Here’s whats really broken in the world from my point of view. I’ve managed to come up with some quantitative analysis that any ole goomba can do too… none of this fancy instrumentation stuff needed.
Val’s ‘Reality’ Ratings
Pre-event, most folks are agreeing that the world was TL6, Low Magic, and Low Hypertechnology. We are going to set this as the ideal reality… life pre-event would be ideal. That was also real life and all life now is less real than that because we exploded.. pushed forwards, backwards and sideways on some screwie timeline. I had always been of the opinion that time was a gradual change that always found a way to right itself lacking outside interference. Though… thanks to the break… we have these numb nuts who can screw with time… breaking things more every time they try to ‘fix’ or ‘repair’ something. So… in my ideal real world… I want them gone as much as I want other stuff gone.
Okay, simple things first. Hypertechnology and Magic are measured on similar scales ranging from 0-High. So we’ll start there.
Hypertech 0, Magic 0 Reality modifier of 2 Hypertech L, Magic 0 Reality modifier of 1
Hypertech 0, Magic L Reality modifier of 1 Hypertech L, Magic L Reality modifier of 0
Hypertech 0, Magic M Reality modifier of 2 Hypertech L, Magic M Reality modifier of 1
Hypertech 0, Magic H Reality modifier of 3 Hypertech L, Magic H Reality modifier of 2
Hypertech M, Magic 0 Reality modifier of 2 Hypertech H, Magic 0 Reality modifier of 3
Hypertech M, Magic L Reality modifier of 1 Hypertech H, Magic L Reality modifier of 2
Hypertech M, Magic M Reality modifier of 2 Hypertech H, Magic M Reality modifier of 3
Hypertech M, Magic M Reality modifier of 3 Hypertech H, Magic H Reality modifier of 4
okay… so thats a pretty easy scale to figure on when you go someplace new or when someone new shows up. Okay… yeah.. so T-bear makes a point… it’s subjective, but tons of stuff is… this wont be an exact science, but its helping me deduce a few things so I’m going with it.
Now, we need to adjust for Tech levels in Threads as well. This is a bit harder to do. I don’t necessarily agree with the Penn State Tech levels, but they are close. We are dealing with a scale range 1-7, though part of me really wants to include an 8 because the jump from 6 to 7 seems so very drastic. Because the jump from 6 to 7 is drastic, I’m giving it a full integer marker. Stepping backwards from 6 I’m assigning .5 interger markers because well… yeah… it seems to fit those gradual changes a bit better. At least in my perception… and that’s what this model is about… my perception of the real world around me and how broke so much of it is…. Also, there is a fairly significant technology jump between a TL1 and a TL2, so Im giving TL1 a full integer marker as well.
So, TL adjusters for the previous scale are:
TL1-3, TL2-2, TL3- 1.5, TL4- 1, TL5- .5, TL6- 0, TL7-1
Based on information that has already been collected on Threads, its pretty easy to just do some simple math, add up soem numbers and poof… the bigger the number you get, the less real you are. You aren’t ceasing to be in a physical form, but you never should have happened because the event in Penn State broke the universe.
Let’s test this theory a bit on some of the known Threads and see what we fish out of the water…
ENY, Hypertech/L, Magic/L, TL/6= 0 As it sits ENY is still very real and not terribly deviated from the origional pre-event time line. Part of this is because our government durign the event had a revolution and a throw back about twenty years or so… and yeah… its weird that we managed to maintain our reality because we de-evolved our science a little for a period of time. Huh. Weird, but whatever.
Penn State, Hypertech/High, Magic/L, TL/6= 2 Despite appearances, Penn State in its current state is very damaged. I am going to attribute a good portion of this to the Devlan family and their constant interferences into the science, experimentation, and physics of that thread as they examine and sort out the issue within their family. So does anyone know how impossible/unreal time travelling terrorists got there to sabotage things in the first place? And who the hell was the genius who made computers sentient? Dictators the world over for ever have proven that things are much more agreeable if you get rid of personality and make all units the same. Oi. Someone didnt pay attention in history class, thats for damn sure.
Manhattan, Hypertech/M, Magic/M, TL4= 3 Alright, so Manhattan is less realisticly possible than Penn State and much less possible than ENY, when you go there and take a look around, yes, this is evident. Steam gadgets and clock work everything, newsies and business barons. They aren’t totally off the grid, but I would say, not completely desireable.
Berkley, Hypertech/H, Magic/L, TL/7= 3 Okay, now…. you see what I’m getting at? Berkley is as much of an anomaly as Manhattan. Their own scientific develops and quests for knowledge, their willingness and wantingness to fix time instead of allowing time to fix itself has made them less and less realisticaly desireable. They are a flaw in the system and they are the number one voice chanting about the other flaws. Open your eyes Devlan, you broke the world and yourself right along with it. And…. your kooky scientists killed my best friend and cloned her…. irresponsible science… bad taste and bad form. Beat yourself up some more for this, add some self loathing and perhaps then I might hold you in a little less contempt.
PPOC, Hypertech/M, Magic/L, TL6= 1 okay so the files on this one are shit-tacular, but thats because the PPOC is an amagalmation of Threads that are all bleeding energy in and out of one another…. its a mess, but despite the mess, these people are as desireably real as ENY almost. Thats good to know.
New Orleans, Hypertech/0, Magic/H, TL4= 4 Out of our core Threads, this place is worse off than anywhere else. The tech level is bunk, the magic is bunked, the hypertech is bunked. Go figure,, they were the first to get over run with demons and other weird-o crap…. makes more sense now huh? Marie, I love ya.. I really do, but your town… needs sucked out of existence…. and hey… it would solve the demon problem at the same time too.
L.A., Hypertech/H, Magic/M, TL6= 3 Berkleys bedfellow through and true. Had this placed sucked up their losses and said no to Berkley’s influence, they might not have this much deviation from desireable reality, but nope… you let the devil come in and build factories and well, youre just going to produce more devils. Seems like a simple less in economics to me. But hey, its possible to suck magical energy out of a place, perhaps they can recruit Mesmer to trim a little off the top? That might help them a bit. Who knows?
Jeffersonia, Hypertech/0, Magic/L, TL2= 3 So they have a train parked in the middle of a field that doesnt run? THey are just high class southern American rednecks that way right? Best vehicle in your yard wins you the home owners decorator award of a orange and black Harley sign? Well, not quite. A little bit of hypertech would do these folks some good. THey have the knowhow, but somehow they got punted backwards to agrarian nomad days. Much to my own dismay, a John Deere doesnt work there so plowing those fields…. well.. lets just say I got to learn how to operate a quarter house and plow. It was like I was living through my freshman year History of Agriculture class from Cornell. Huh. Weird. I like the place, but nope, its not good as is either.
Hive, Hypertech/H, Magic/L, TL7= 3 People like to make them out as a bad guy. Do they time travel and try to fix things by breaking them more? No! THey are capable of some hugely great evils, so um… cure their plague and hope they come eat you last?
Underhill, Hypertech/0, Magic/H, TL2= 5 Yes, Berkley is right to categorize these people as unreal. They are the most far fetched thing we have encountered and well, yeah…. they are just weird. But hey, they can smith steel and tell decent stories. Some folks say that they are from a different brane and that the event is what caused them to come into contact with us at all. I can see this as truth, but it doesnt make them any more real on my little table or chart. Perhaps anything as unreal as a 5 is from another brane? Maybe thats the threshold? Its possible… but as Devlan teaches… ‘Anything is possible.’ heh…
Earth Station, Hypertech/M, Magic/0, TL6= 2 I really wish they were as real as me. They seem real outwardly, but their repellent of magic actually diminishes their reality. They are trying so hard to fit in and be real and normal, but alas, they are broke, just like everyone else. I was fooled by them and thier lofty scientific ideas, but well, really, its best if I just sever myself from them or they might make me less realistic too. Maybe its too late? Maybe I have been jeoparodized by the ‘2′ of Penn State and earth Station already and Im no longer and ideal 0, maybe I’ve turned into a 1… or worse…. a 2!
I think someone put something in my v8 juice. Nah, thats silly.
Rising Sun, Hypertech/varies, Magic/varies, TL/varies= Really not a good idea. The energy and levels of this thread vary so drastically that its impossible to measure them. They are stranger than the PPOC and well… they are really… not a good idea. But wow, they are interesting for these same reasons. I would suggest a stabilization method for them if we ever figure out how to do that. Or a planned seperation… the North from the South because this will help some of their instability issues. Granted, it will toss the north island into the undesireably real level and the south island into the borderline of maybe we want them around, but its wishy washy.